Night Crumbs

August 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Blake Shelton is threatening to sue InTouch Weekly for saying that his alleged affair with country singer Cady Groves was the reason why his marriage ended. I know that Blake and Miranda didn’t have kids, but was this Cady person ever a nanny to their llamas or camels or horses? Because if not, I don’t buy it. It’s all about boning the nanny right now – Lainey Gossip 

The new season of Couples Therapy really is an A-list extravaganza – Reality Tea 

While scrolling through Miley Cyrus’ MTV VMA promo pictures, I nearly prolapsed out of shock from not seeing her topless. And then my eyes landed on her wearing green screen pasties – Drunken Stepfather

Josaiah Duggar and his courtin’ partner broke up, but they will always have their first side-hug – Celebitchy

The Deadpool trailer is here and it has curse words in it, so cover up your pristine virgin ears – The Superficial 

The Stonewall trailer needs more rioting drag queens – Towleroad

I, for one, like Kate Mara’s Dollar Tree Mia Farrow haircut – IDLYITW

Pimp Mama Kris’ skills are slipping if the best piece she can get for one of her main hos is Nick Jonas – Jezebel

The big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton is still getting papped – Popoholic

A woman is suing FOX for $300 million, because she claims she’s the real Cookie Lyon. In her defense, suing a trick for $300 million is such a Cookie Lyon thing to do – OMG Blog

But has Louis CK made the Mayor of NYC watch him jack-off in a dressing room yet? – Pajiba

Four words: Corgi on a surfboard – The Berry 

In-N-Out would NEVER do this kind of disgusting shit. Okay, maybe they would and if they did, I’d still eat it – Hollywood Tuna 

Mimi got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and her twins truly didn’t give a shit about it – Popsugar

Macklemore had a baby. Well, Macklemore didn’t, but you know what I mean – Just Jared

And just when I thought that “Everything Is Awesome” song couldn’t get even more annoying…. – SOW


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