The second Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they had filed papers to legally quit each other, I just knew that his one-time piece Peter “Marilyn” Robinson would pop up with a gigantic teapot and spill an entire Celestial Seasonings warehouse. Marilyn didn’t disappoint.
Marilyn was a pop singer who was a star on the British club scene in the 1970s and 1980s, and he has long talked about bumping fuck parts with Gavin Rossdale back in the day. Gavin dribbled out a stream of nopes about the relationship, but he eventually admitted it during an interview in 2010 and brushed it off as a one-time experimentation and a part of growing up. Marilyn said they were in love for 5 years in the 80s and he’s still so heartbroken that he can’t bear to put his lips on another. The drama of it all.
Marilyn is back and is here to tell us, through Radar, about the telephone conversation he had with Gavin Rossdale just a couple of weeks before Gwen filed for divorce.
Gavin called Marilyn, so says Marilyn, and blamed the death of his marriage on himself. Gavin allegedly said that ever since he admitted to boning on Marilyn, his marriage has been sliding toward divorce. Marilyn thinks that Gwen wants him to be one thing (read: straight) and Gavin is struggling with his truth (his truth being that he also likes peen).
“It really isn’t that surprising. This has been going on for years. Well done to them for trying so long!
He called our relationship an experimentation, indiscretion of youth. Our experiment went on for five years! If you don’t live in your own truth, whatever it may be, how can you be happy? You’re not at peace with yourself.
She didn’t want to know or acknowledge certain things about him. She wanted to edit his past and he wanted to as well. But how do you go into a relationship and not be 100 percent honest? You can’t have an ongoing stable relationship being untruthful or unaccepting. I just don’t get it. If you’re not honest, and especially if you’re with someone who is extremely successful and in the public eye, it’ll come out of the woodwork.
And I think the fact that Gavin couldn’t be upfront about certain things was the problem. I can imagine, if it were me [being blindsided by such revelations] I would go into over-snoop mode. I want to know where you’re going, how long you’re going, who’s the text from. I would be suspicious that the person wasn’t being honest with me. I can imagine Gwen would have a similar problem.”
By saying “not be 100 percent honest,” Marilyn may also be referring to Gavin’s secret daughter who Gwen found out about 2 years into their marriage. So I think what Marilyn is saying is that Gwen had to get out before every single one of her nerves split. Bitch couldn’t relax. Every time a Girl Scout came to the door selling cookies, she’d think to herself, “Oh God, is this little girl going to tell me she’s Gavin’s latest secret love child?” Every time she saw Gavin laughing with anyone, she’d think to herself, “Oh God, do I have to sniff his breath later to make sure it doesn’t smell like genital fluid that didn’t come from me?”
But do you really want to go into a relationship being 100% honest? Do you really want to tell your piece EVERYTHING? I mean, does my boyfriend really want to know that in the late 90s my favorite piece of fap material was a shirtless picture of Ian Ziering? I don’t even want to deal with that or believe it.
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