Hot Slut Of The Day!

Officer Merlin Taylor, the cop from Rochester, MI who bravely saved a baby skunk from suffocating to death in a yogurt cup!

I know the Medal of Honor is only given to people in the military, but President Obama needs to break the rules and give it to Officer Merlin Taylor who climbed to the highest levels of bravery when he pulled a yogurt cup off of a baby skunk’s head. The Detroit News says that on Sunday morning, Officer Merlin got a call to help out a trick in distress and when he arrived, he found the baby skunk doing an impression of your drunk ass on a Friday night. Baby skunk was confused, naked and stumbling around the streets.

While his dashboard cam captured this amazingly heroic act, Officer Merlin approached the baby skunk and quickly pulled the yogurt cup off before busting out of there because he wasn’t about to spend the rest of his day killing the stink in a hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and laundry soap bath . You’d think that the baby skunk would thank Officer Merlin for saving its life! But instead of doing that, the ungrateful skunk tried to spray him. Those youngins have no damn manners. Luckily for Officer Merlin, the baby skunk was too young to spray.

This shit is missing the Benny Hill theme song.

That baby skunk may have looked a little pissed off and freaked out, but I’m sure it was grateful in its heart. And in a few years when it’s walking through the park with its family and sees Officer Merlin running around in circles with a water cooler stuck on his head, I’m sure they’ll help his ass out.

This isn’t the first time that Officer Merlin has saved a tiny animal friend. A few years ago, he saved ducklings that fell into a sewer grate. So the only question I have for all presidential candidates is, “If you win this mess, you’re going to make Officer Merlin Secretary of Defense, right?“