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July 29, 2015 / Posted by:

The couple who went “dentist hunting” in the Minnesota neighborhood of Walter James Palmer.

By now, I’m sure you’ve already read the story of the dead-hearted demon dentist from Minnesota who murdered Simba’s other uncle and I’m sure you’ve already left a fuck-filled review on his Yelp page. But to make a long, shitty story short, Walter James Palmer is wanted by officials in Zimbabwe for illegally hunting and cruelly killing a beloved 13-year-old lion named Cecil in the country’s Hwange National Park. Dr. Evil McLionKiller allegedly paid $50,000 for the kill and this isn’t the first time he shit on hunting laws. He illegally killed a black bear in Wisconsin a few years ago. I had a dentist once who only played Enya songs in his office and I thought his ass was evil and an ambassador from the Ninth Circle. But anyway, everyone wants the dentist’s head and the media has been camping outside of his house and practice.

MyFox 9 in Minneapolis caught these two messy entertainment makers creeping in front of the dentist’s house with Nerf guns in their hands and stuffed lion toys in their arms. They told reporters they were going dentist hunting and were using the stuffed lions as bait. They threw the stuffed lions in front of the dentist’s house. HA! This is the kind of beautiful messiness that happens when the most popular actors at the local community theater don’t have day jobs and come up with their best stunts while high on the good shit. They look like Bradley Cooper and Vanessa Bayer in a low-budget comedy remake of The Ghost and the Darkness.

I’m not sure I would put on a lion mask and creep around in front of the house of a hunter who allegedly killed a lion with a bow and arrow, but the things artists do for their art! Keep bringing the theater and social commentary to the streets, you two!

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