Afternoon Crumbs
Michelle Williams is dating author Jonathan Safran Foer and the source says it’s not a surprise, because she just loves books. If she loves books so much why doesn’t she just date a damn book? I didn’t know I was going to make a Pee-wee Herman reference while talking about Michelle Williams’ dating life, but here we are – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kartrashian supposedly called Beyonce to laugh about her own pillow baby rumors and I’d totally believe it if I also believed that Beyonce gave Kim her real phone number – Celebitchy
Oh, it’s just Olivia Culpo naked and farting on a model’s chest for a photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather
Channing Tatum is probably not going to be Gambit – The Superficial
Chrissy Teigen wore an arm bra for Women’s Health UK – Egotastic
Kelly Bundy could’ve been Elle Woods – Jezebel
Eva Longoria and a journalist had a small fight over whether or not she needs eyeglasses to see. But you probably already read about it when it was CNN’s top story this morning – Egotastic
That girl from Victorious looks like this now – Popoholic
The Katsopolis twins from Full House look like this now – HuffPo
Why don’t I have any friends who will stick Twizzlers in my mouth when I’m asleep? – Hollywood Tuna
Elaine Lancaster is a life-saving drag queen hero! – Towleroad
A company called Lucky 13 really wants naked pics of Taylor Swift – IDLYITW
Because Detroit hasn’t been through enough, they have a Pimp Mama Kris statue now – Pajiba
Macy Gray made a song about her vibrator – SOW
Those hosts on Good Day Sacramento just didn’t get Cara Delevingne’s British sense of humor, so says Cara Delevingne – Just Jared
The raw emotions poured out of Jimmy Kimmel as he talked about Cecil the Lion – Popsugar
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