Afternoon Crumbs

July 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Michelle Williams is dating author Jonathan Safran Foer and the source says it’s not a surprise, because she just loves books. If she loves books so much why doesn’t she just date a damn book? I didn’t know I was going to make a Pee-wee Herman reference while talking about Michelle Williams’ dating life, but here we are – Lainey Gossip 

Kim Kartrashian supposedly called Beyonce to laugh about her own pillow baby rumors and I’d totally believe it if I also believed that Beyonce gave Kim her real phone number – Celebitchy

Oh, it’s just Olivia Culpo naked and farting on a model’s chest for a photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather

Channing Tatum is probably not going to be Gambit The Superficial 

Chrissy Teigen wore an arm bra for Women’s Health UKEgotastic

Kelly Bundy could’ve been Elle WoodsJezebel

Eva Longoria and a journalist had a small fight over whether or not she needs eyeglasses to see. But you probably already read about it when it was CNN’s top story this morning – Egotastic 

That girl from Victorious looks like this now – Popoholic

The Katsopolis twins from Full House look like this now – HuffPo

Why don’t I have any friends who will stick Twizzlers in my mouth when I’m asleep? – Hollywood Tuna 

Elaine Lancaster is a life-saving drag queen hero! – Towleroad

A company called Lucky 13 really wants naked pics of Taylor SwiftIDLYITW

Because Detroit hasn’t been through enough, they have a Pimp Mama Kris statue now – Pajiba

Macy Gray made a song about her vibrator – SOW

Those hosts on Good Day Sacramento just didn’t get Cara Delevingne’s British sense of humor, so says Cara Delevingne – Just Jared

The raw emotions poured out of  Jimmy Kimmel as he talked about Cecil the LionPopsugar

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