Night Crumbs

July 27, 2015 / Posted by:

While hosting a party at a club in Las Vegas on Saturday night, Mimi blinded her loyal subjects with the sparkles that shot off of the exquisitely opulent Claire’s pendant that decorated the space above her Tupperware titty bowls. No, it’s not from Claire’s. Mimi’s Australian billionaire boyfriend bought it for her and it cost $500,000. Can his next gift be a pair of fake eyelashes that don’t look like they were made from dust broom bristles? – Lainey Gossip 

Caitlyn Jenner’s got another grandchild – Reality Tea 

Something you needed to know: Ed Sheeran sharted on stage once – Celebitchy

Cara Delawhatever freak danced in a parking lot. She is living the life – Drunken Stepfather

Now THIS is my idea of a Thelma & Louise reboot: Phoebe Price and Frenchy from Rock of Love Bus got papped in a car – (NSFW because of Frenchy’s flashing nipple) WWTDD

The most surprising thing about this picture of George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Katy Perry is that Bill’s eyes aren’t firmly planted on her chichis – The Superficial 

Permanent yacht dweller Victoria Silvstedt is on a yacht – Egotastic

Brigitte Bardot has taken a break from being a racist to save 2 million feral cats from being sent to heaven – Jezebel

Nicole Scherzinger wore a snakeskin print dress over the weekend, just in case you were wondering what Nicole Scherzinger wore over the weekend – Popoholic

This Supergirl costume would look a whole lot better if Helen Fucking Slater was wearing it – Hollywood Tuna 

Madge’sRebel Heart” tour will have stripping nuns in it. Sounds about right – Towleroad

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s initial autopsy is complete and the Medical Examiner will not issue her official cause of death until all tests results come back in the next few weeks – Just Jared

A Charlie Hunnam double lives in the world, which means you have twice as many chances to fuck a dude who looks like Charlie Hunnam – Popsugar

Even though Canada didn’t want it, Kanye West’s Pan Am Games performance happened over the weekend and it went well. And by “went well” I mean he threw the mic and quit that bitch due to a technical glitch – HuffPo

Kanye West also shared his words of wisdom about Caitlyn Jenner’s transition in the first episode of I Am Cait. Wait, did he call Kendall Jenner a “supermodel” in that clip? Kanye is even more far gone than I thought!  – Pink Is The New Blog 

Hulk Hogan doesn’t have a black friend, but he does have black Twitter followers, which obviously means: not a racist! – Pajiba


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