Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 27, 2015 / Posted by:

Sharon Cherski (as played by Devon Odessa) from My So-Called Life!

I know, I know, the hottest HSOTD from My So-Called Life is obviously Rayanne Graff. I mean, Rayanne was voted Most Slut Potential in high school and she’s the main attraction in all of our Spirit Animal Zoos. The runner-up hottest HSOTD from My So-Called Life is probably Rickie. But I thought about Sharon Cherski recently and mostly because, the other day at the mall, I watched a 30-something mother in Tory Burch loafers and capri jeans tell her little daughter that she can’t get an Auntie Anne’s pretzel, because they’re not gluten-free. I thought to myself, “That chick is so a grown-up Sharon Cherski.”

Sharon was Angela’s best friend before Rayanne came long. Sharon was the kind of girl who had a signature Bath and Body Works fragrance (Country Apple), asks for a Dooney & Burke purse for Christmas every year and would grow up to be the kind of woman who would buy Kristin Cavallari’s Secret Bangs. Yeah, Sharon was a cheerleader and annoying, but she had her hot moments. Sharon lost her v-card and regularly screwed on that dumb piece of hotness Kyle before dumping his ass because she realized that her heart didn’t get warm feelings for that douche. Sharon also had it bad for Brad Pitt and you know she made Kyle wear tape a Brad Pitt picture on top of his face during sex.

I’m sure that Sharon Cherski married some jock she met at college and she later quit her job as a beauty industry publicist to raise her twins Taylee and McKartee in a 6 bedroom colonial in the suburbs. She’s the queen of the block, is known for her collection of Tiffany & Co silver jewelry with her name engraved on it and she’s probably fucking the bus boy at the restaurant where she lunches with the ladies every other weekday. Or her obsession with Brad Pitt grew to terrifying levels and she moved back home where she spends all day defending him in the comments of blogs. Brace yourself, Sharon Cherski may be a Brangeloonie.

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