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July 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Gianmarco Tamberi, the half-bearded high jumper from Italy!

You may be looking at that beard and thinking to yourself that it’s the most try-hard beard since Taylor Swift. But I’m looking at that half beard and thinking: 1) That’s my lazy shaver icon and 2) It looks like the other half of his beard got sick of living in the south of his face and relocated to his eyebrows.

Gianmarco is a high jumper from Italy and he hasn’t won any Olympic medals in his sport yet, but he has won all the gold medals in working the fuck out of a half beard. The Daily Mail says that Gianmarco has been shaving only half of his face since 2011 and not because he’s lazy as shit. His explanation is that it’s his signature look. We all need a trademark. Marilyn Monroe had her mole, Anthony Davis has a stunningly gorgeous pair of flying bird eyebrows, Jon Hamm has the Hammaconda and I have blood shot stoner eyes. Gianmarco’s trademark is his half beard. Gianmarco said this about his trademark half beard at the Diamond League event in London on Friday:

“It has become my trademark. I like to be on stage and to entertain the audience.”

And Gianmarco’s beard IS entertaining. Not since Kelly Preston sang “Heaven Is A Place On Earth” in What A Girl Wants has a beard been so entertaining.

I hope that Gianmarco makes the most out of that half beard by regularly performing as a half beautiful lady and half man in a stage show at a Victor/Victoria-themed club. I also hope that he shaves half of his pubes and one ball for the sake of symmetry!

Pics: Reuters, AP, Getty

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