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Heather Tenney, Ohio’s answer to Helen of Troy!

Behold, a woman who is so desirable and wanted that she can drive grown men she’s related to by blood to burn down houses because they can’t have her love. Derrick Lewis of WKBN-TV was covering a fire that damaged two houses and two garages in Leavittsburg, Ohio when he interviewed Heather Tenney. Heather lives in one of the houses with her husband, the dude behind her who looks like a skinny Kid Rock if Kid Rock was the lead singer in a Black Crowes cover band.

At around the 1:03 mark in the video below, Derrick asks Heather if she knows how the fire started and she pretty much spits out an entire Jerry Springer episode. I’m just going to put it in Heather’s words, because that shit is gold wrapped in gold:

Heather: Yes, I do. It was cause of my cousin. I don’t wanna mention no names.

Derrick: Your cousin? And you said you think your cousin started this. Do you know how or why?

Heather: He’s mad because he can’t get with me. I’m married to my husband. It’s a long story. To make it short, he already put him (her husband) in the hospital once last month and he figured he’s going to do something else to get back.

And I thought my family reunions were awkward as all hell, but they have nothing on the Tenney family reunions. Maybe Derrick Lewis should be HSOTD, because he showed all the restraint in the world by not laughing himself inside/out.

TLC needs to give them a show (and they will), because I need to know what happens next. I also take back what I said about Heather being Ohio’s answer to Helen of Troy. She’s obviously got it better than Helen of Troy and she doesn’t give any fucks. Helen is Troy’s answer to Heather of Ohio.

via Statter911 (For Renee)