It’s been much, much, MUCH, much too long since the Glittery Gays of YouTube have quenched our thirst for sparkle-embedded glamour and homemade perfection. But the drought has come to an end for now, because a group of Britney Spears fans in Thailand are here to cover your soul with the blood, sweat and glitter they gave while making their own video for “Tom’s Diner.” FINALLY, some real, raw natural talent around here.
Our Lady of Spegettios should get Papa Spears to speak to the label people about releasing this as the official video, because it has everything and more. It has intrigue, mystery, story, impeccable production values, Oscar-worthy cinematography, wigs that look they were curated by Kim Zolciak, armography like no other and just the right amount of product placement. For a minute, you may think it’s the real Brit Brit in the video, but the star’s wig looks way too good and her lip-synching is too much on point for you to fully think that. Put on some safety goggles and prepare to be hit in the face with a wall of glitter.
And the MTV VMA Moonman for Video of the Year goes to…..not this video because MTV doesn’t know shit. But it did win the Video of My Heart.