Night Crumbs

July 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up for the 5,689th time. I’m guessing that they broke up again because the whole Taylor/Nicki/Katy feud made John realize that he hasn’t fucked Nicki yet, so he’s going to try to get on that – Lainey Gossip 

Not Kate Moss and Count Von Count! – Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes appears! And she looks good – Drunken Stepfather

The Kartrashians had a party to celebrate Pimp Mama Kris buying Kylie Jenner a diploma from an online high school and Khlozilla cleared the place with her terrifying wookie twerking – Reality Tea 

Michael Jackson wanted to play Jar Jar Binks. It would’ve been and upgrade, probably – The Superficial 

Demi Lovato serves up some “ho shit in an alley way” messiness in her new video – IDLYITW

The Philippines unleashed The Difficult Brown on the world again and for that, I will never forgive them! – Jezebel

Janet Jackson’s new video is like a really moody House Hunters house tour – Towleroad

The voice of Grumpy Cat is in a bikini – Popoholic

If God is a woman, she lost her NuvaRing in the sky – Hollywood Tuna 

Bryce Dallas Howard’s feets are crying out a stream of “WHYs” today, because she’ll have to slip back into her heels since there will be a Jurassic World 2 Egotastic

John Stamos is out of rehab and looking hot – SOW

Seeing as though every maid who works for Naomi Campbell feels like they’re trapped in an episode of American Horror Story, this is perfect – Just Jared

Nina Dobrev and her piece kiss on a yacht – Popsugar

Charlie Hunnam talks about dropping out of Fifty Shades of Shit, again – ICYDK

Maddox is working on Dame St. Angie Jolie’s Netflix movie about the Cambodian genocide in the 1970s. Expect the Oscars to add the category: Best Assistance From A Son In A Movie That Was Released Only On Netflix  – HuffPo

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