Night Crumbs
Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up for the 5,689th time. I’m guessing that they broke up again because the whole Taylor/Nicki/Katy feud made John realize that he hasn’t fucked Nicki yet, so he’s going to try to get on that – Lainey Gossip
Not Kate Moss and Count Von Count! – Celebitchy
Amanda Bynes appears! And she looks good – Drunken Stepfather
The Kartrashians had a party to celebrate Pimp Mama Kris buying Kylie Jenner a diploma from an online high school and Khlozilla cleared the place with her terrifying wookie twerking – Reality Tea
Michael Jackson wanted to play Jar Jar Binks. It would’ve been and upgrade, probably – The Superficial
Demi Lovato serves up some “ho shit in an alley way” messiness in her new video – IDLYITW
The Philippines unleashed The Difficult Brown on the world again and for that, I will never forgive them! – Jezebel
Janet Jackson’s new video is like a really moody House Hunters house tour – Towleroad
The voice of Grumpy Cat is in a bikini – Popoholic
If God is a woman, she lost her NuvaRing in the sky – Hollywood Tuna
Bryce Dallas Howard’s feets are crying out a stream of “WHYs” today, because she’ll have to slip back into her heels since there will be a Jurassic World 2 – Egotastic
John Stamos is out of rehab and looking hot – SOW
Seeing as though every maid who works for Naomi Campbell feels like they’re trapped in an episode of American Horror Story, this is perfect – Just Jared
Nina Dobrev and her piece kiss on a yacht – Popsugar
Charlie Hunnam talks about dropping out of Fifty Shades of Shit, again – ICYDK
Maddox is working on Dame St. Angie Jolie’s Netflix movie about the Cambodian genocide in the 1970s. Expect the Oscars to add the category: Best Assistance From A Son In A Movie That Was Released Only On Netflix – HuffPo
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