Nicki Minaj performed on Good Morning America as part of their summer concert series today and I’m actually surprised that they let her perform. I figured that they’d cancel her performance and instead devote every hour of the show to interviewing her about the TWITTER FIGHT OF THE MILLENNIUM between her and Taylor Swift. But animatronic morning show robot Lara Spencer only spent a few minutes talking about the junior high school cafeteria fight.
Nicki said a few words about why she thought it was weird that “Anaconda” didn’t get a Video of the Year nomination at the MTV VMAs and then she said that she and Taylor had a little talk about it. Taylor already tweeted out an apology that was definitely not co-written by her publicists and lawyers. Nicki said on GMA that they talked on the phone and that conversation didn’t end with one of them saying, “Bitch, meet me behind the gym at recess.”
“First of all, I spoke to Taylor Swift yesterday on the phone. So she was super, super sweet and she apologized. She said, ‘You know look, I didn’t understand the big picture of what you were saying, but now I get it.’ So we’re all good.”
Sweet, naive, question asker Lara Spencer asked Nicki if there’s a chance they’ll collaborate again. DUH Lara. What is the point of having a stupid feud on Twitter if you’re not going to turn that stupid feud into $$$$$ by doing a song about it together?
“I’m sure we can. You know why? Because it takes a big person to do what Taylor did and everyone sometimes speaks out of turn. I’ve been there. Sometimes we do things and we don’t think right away or we don’t investigate and we just talk. So it was big of her to come out and say that. Yes, we spoke for a long time. We were cracking up laughing on the phone. It’s over, you guys.”
Our long national nightmare has finally come to an end. You will not spend another sleepless night tossing and turning while wondering when Nicki and Tay Tay are going to kiss and make up. You can finally shut your eyelids and sleep….. until Taylor thinks that Nicki called her fat with that “big person” comment and starts back up again.