Open Post: Hosted By A Dirty And Medieval Charlie Hunnam On Entertainment Weekly

July 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Entertainment Weekly posted the first pictures of Charlie Hunnam as King Arthur (seen above as a constipated King Arthur) in Guy Ritchie’s Knights of the Round Table: King Arthur, which also stars Jude Law, Eric Bana and Djimon Hounsou. Your dream came (among other things) true today if your #1 fantasy is seeing Jax from Sons of Anarchy as a traveling Ren Faire security guard. Entertainment Weekly decided to go with the headline “Charlie Hunnam is King Arthur,” but I would’ve gone with something a little more elegant like “Charlie Hunnam Will Put His Sword In Your Stone.” 

And I really hope that Guy Ritchie does the right thing as a human and filmmaker by shooting a scene where the camera pans in on King Arthur’s humping ass as he does Sir Lancelot in a barn. Not only will it sell more tickets (since Charlie Hunnam’s humping ass will always sell more tickets), but it’s a historically accurate moment. I saw it in the documentary about Camelot titled Knights of the Round Anus (I wish a gay porn parody like that existed.)

Pics: @HunnamDaily via Celebitchy

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