Kandi Burruss, one of the only ones on The Real Housewives of Atlanta who has at least an ounce of reason in her brain, is growing a fetus in her kandi-koated uterus. Kandi and her gold digging husband Todd Tucker (copyright: Mama Joyce) announced that she’s pregnant with their first baby together. I’m sure that as soon as Todd’s elf nut knocked Kandi up, Andy Cohen magically appeared in a cloud of smoke and in his hand was a contract for their now show, “Kandi’s Having A Baby.”
Kandi has a 12-year-old daughter named Riley and Todd has an 18-year-old-ish daughter named Kaela. Kandi and Todd gave the news to E! News:
“We’re so thrilled to announce the news of our bundle of joy, it’s a dream come true. Our daughters, Kaela and Riley, couldn’t be happier about becoming big sisters.”
But what does Mama Joyce have to say? That’s what I want to know. I can already see Mama Joyce throwing that baby a, “Kandi could’ve bought me a new toaster oven instead of buying you that toy,” look while watching them play. That baby better learn how to behave real fast, because anybody who watches that show knows that Mama Joyce is an abuelita who doesn’t play around and has a black belt in
chancleta shoe wielding.