Afternoon Crumbs
Bring out the yellow leather couch, because Tom Cruise may have hired beard wife #4! – Celebitchy
The trailer for Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 is here and I think I spotted Tigris’ Cats on Broadway-looking ass in there – Lainey Gossip
Katy Perry looks like a cracked out Joyce DeWitt on Vogue Japan – Drunken Stepfather
Brandi Glanville took us back to 2011 again by shitting on Falkor Rimes on Twatter – Reality Tea
The Taiwanese animators took on the Gawker SCANDAL and I don’t think there’s enough good shit in my stash drawer to get me to understand what’s going on here – The Superficial
I just assumed that Kourtney Kardashian always has a baby in her womb – IDLYITW
Blake Shelton’s alleged ex-side piece brought the raw emotion on Twitter. She should turn those tweets into a country song – Jezebel
A SANS FARDS Caitlyn Jenner gave an early morning monologue about the pressure to be the face of the transgender community – Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens got a weave and sunglasses that make her look like a fly – Popoholic
Katharine McPhee totally peed in that water – Hollywood Tuna
RiRi has now gone from wearing pajamas to wearing a toddler’s sundress – The Nipple Slip
The Lindsay Lohan Story, coming soon to Nick Jr. – The Berry
Brit Brit’s Kesha hair is a solid NO – HuffPo
Nice merkin, Justin Bieber – OMG Blog
That Neville Longbottom dude is topless again – Pajiba
Taylor Swift’s former arch enemy Camilla Belle slow clapped for Katy Perry’s incoherent twitter slap – Just Jared
Jake Gyllenhaal played dumb when Howard Stern asked him if he knew his ex-photo-op partner wrote a song about him – Popsugar
If you’re a sick fuck who wants to know what Miley Cyrus’ pit fur looks like on a glob of wax, here you go – SOW
The Slow One wants sole custody of Pimp Mama Kris’ newest little moneymakers – ICYDK