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July 22, 2015 / Posted by:

The Trashman from the Trashman video game!

Whenever I play Far Cry 4 (and yes, I’ve been playing it since last year since I can’t beat that shit and no, me not being able to beat that shit has nothing to do with me being as stoned as a rock while playing it), I always wish that my PS4 was a Commodore 64 and that I was playing Trashman instead. No, I really don’t wish that, but I will now.

Trashman was sort of like Paperboy. It came out in 1984ish on Commodore 64 (Note to the youngs: Think of a Commodore 64 as a PS4 but only better and more advanced) and the Avatar-like graphics and next level gameplay blew young minds and we haven’t been the same since. I don’t think I played the game until the mid-to-late 80s. One my friend’s friends had it and his computer froze all the time while playing it, but dealing with all those technical difficulties was worth it.

That tiny little blue thing with the tiny little white thing on top is the Trashman. You had to move him to each house, grab the trash can, take it to the garbage cart thing on the street and empty it. I know, it sounds impossible to achieve. But you also had to dodge cars, watch out for dogs who’d bite your leg and deal with homeowners who wanted you to look at “their broken TVs” (read: do ’em in the morning and then just walk away. I know, it’s supposed to be a children’s game!). Young ass gamers these days don’t know how hard we had it. They think they have it hard when they have to complete a mission by killing 45 bad guys with nothing but 1 gun and they have to do it in 30 seconds. We had to dodge 1-bit cars! Get off my 1-bit lawn!

Below is a video of Trashman in action. Trashman should really be rebooted, but instead of taking out trashcans, you should have to pick up the likes of Bill Cosby, Josh Duggar and Donald Trump and put them where they belong. It’d take the video game world by storm (as long as they don’t update the graphics).

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