Open Post: Hosted By Jake And Eminem Fisting The Air At The Southpaw Premiere

July 21, 2015 / Posted by:

In NYC last night, the premiere for Southpaw, that movie where Jake Gyllenhaal looks all veiny and Rachel McAdams (SPOILER ALERT, which they spoiled in the trailer) eats it in the first part, happened. 50 Cent is also in Southpaw and since he’s obviously too broke to take a cab, or an Uber, or the subway, or rent a tricycle from a toddler, Eminem was kind enough to give him a ride. No, apparently, Eminem was originally supposed to play Jake’s role in Southpaw, but he dropped out. Eminem executive produced the soundtrack instead.

At the premiere, Eminem fisted the air’s b-hole with Jake Gyllenhaal who looked like a constipated lumberjack. You know, every time I see pictures of Eminem his face looks skinnier and skinnier and it looks like it was made with a protractor. His face is all angles and he probably has to put foam corner guards on his chin and jawline before he goes down on a trick, because he’ll cut up her thighs if he doesn’t.

With that being said, I still would.

And here’s more pictures from last night’s premiere including some of Tyson Beckford showing off his cum gutters, because why not?

Pics: Wenn.com

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