Afternoon Crumbs
The British royals tweeted this new picture of Prince George to celebrate his 2nd birthday, which is tomorrow. Uh huh, I’m sure they posted the picture for his birthday and not because they knew that a picture of a smiling toddler may make everyone forget about THE QUEEN’s Heil Hitler salute video. I’m surprised they didn’t Photoshop a “We hate Nazis, okay?” t-shirt on Prince George. Those shameless royals! – Lainey Gossip
Tom Hiddleston put his arm around a woman who may or may not have been the third Olsen – Celebitchy
Two things: Magazines are still talking to Rachel Dolezal and she still thinks she’s black – The Superficial
Porsha Williams of The Real Housewives of Atlanta actually got herself a piece who isn’t invisible – Reality Tea
Lindsay Lohan works that coke bloat while on vacation from her vacation of a life – Drunken Stepfather
Congratulations if you were hoping to spend a piece of your Tuesday staring at Eva Longoria’s camel toe – The Nip Slip
Nick Jonas serves up sex slave realness by getting chained while singing “Chains” – Towleroad
Olivia Wilde brought the Studio 54 glamour while shooting her new HBO show – Popoholic
Sexism in Hollywood is the worst it’s ever been in the history of forever, so says Emma Thompson – Jezebel
That big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton got her huge chichis from a unicorn – WWTDD
Bill Clinton totally would’ve taken Charlize Theron up on her strip club offer – HuffPo
Panty Creamers of the Day: The Silver Fox Edition – The Berry
What in bridesmaids dress meets 80s secretary HELL is Ashley Benson wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Are we sure Lifetime didn’t accidentally release an actual Beverly Hills 90210 cast photo from back in the day, because the cast photo for their unauthorized tv movie is TOO spot-on – SOW
The MTV VMA nominations are out and they may as well change the name of that shit to The Taylor Swift Appreciation Ceremony – Popsugar
Lauren Ambrose is playing Agent Einstein in The X-Files reboot – Just Jared
Selena Gomez rated her looks on a radio show – ICYDK
Pic: @KensingtonRoyal