Over the weekend, the British royals were hit with an ESCANDALOSO video and surprisingly, it wasn’t a video of Prince Philip choking out a basket of kittens for looking at him wrong. The Sun released an old, grainy video of a 7-year-old Queen Elizabeth (who was Princess Elizabeth back then) doing the Nazi salute with her known Nazi sympathizer uncle Edward, her sister Princess Margaret and their mom. The clip came from the royal family’s personal archives. Buckingham Palace said at the time that they are considering suing whores and will investigate this “invasion of privacy.” Well, the Daily Telegraph says that there’s a chance the leak came from INSIDE THE PALACE!
Last year, a bunch of Royal home movies were shown to the public in an exhibition. A clip of Kid Princess Liz talking to her sister just seconds after the Heil Hitler moment was shown at the exhibition, but they cut out that Nazi stuff. After the exhibition, documentarians requested copies of the home movies, because they wanted to do a film about the royals. Buckingham Palace may have accidentally given the documentarians the Nazi clip that ended up in The Sun’s tip box. Hugo Vickers, a royal historian, tells the Telegraph that he doesn’t believe someone stole it from the archives (“Phew, they’re off my trail!” – Fergie). He thinks it was just an accident.
“I do not believe this was stolen from the archives. What may have happened is the footage was inadvertently left in or the person releasing it did not see the sensational possibility of it.”
The dumb bitches who screwed up are really going to get it. THE QUEEN will have their heads and she will turn their heads into ground Corgi chow. But still, it’s pretty clear that 6 things need to happen:
1. THE QUEEN must give up the throne, because now she and Vanilla Gorilla have something in common and that’s gross.
2. Prince Charles must also give up the throne. I bet that if you pulled up Buckingham Palace security video from the day the documentary filmmakers picked up the home movies, you’d find footage of Prince Charles bringing out a cardboard box full of movies while winking. That shady tampon will do anything to get the throne. Oust him!
3. Prince William must follow his grandma and dad’s lead, because does anyone really want him to be king?
4. The same goes for Prince George.
5. And Princess Charlotte.
6. Prince Hot Ginge must be declared the new King of England and as I’m typing this, his handlers are probably setting fire to his closet since his Nazi costume may be in there. The other good reason for burning PHG’s closet is that he won’t have any clothes to wear and the royal family really needs a naked ginger king to distract the public from this scandal.
And here’s THE QUEEN driving to Windsor Castle to beat some incompetent ass.