Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 19, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Lucy (as played by Aida Linares) from Clueless!

The cinematic masterpiece of the 90s that was blatantly robbed of Oscars, Clueless, turned 20 years old this weekend and yes, typing that put a liver spot on my wrinkled ass ring and made a white hair sprout out of my nipple plate. I’m sure you already celebrated by making out with your stepbrother in the parking lot of Circus Liquor in North Hollywood while wearing an Alaïa before taking a love ride in your BMW convertible on the FREEEEWAY!!!, but now let’s celebrate by paying homage to one of my favorite characters in that shit.

Lucy the maid wasn’t in many scenes, but she was in one of the most important and educational scenes in the movie. In the scene, Lucy multi-tasks by doing her job and she schools that uneducated rich bitch Cher on Latin America studies at the same time and she does it while working a head full of gorgeous 1950s ginger housewife helmet hair. School that pendeja, Lucy!

My mom’s side is from El Salvador, so Lucy was memorable to my ass. And I quote “I am not a Mexi-can!” all the time, especially when a friend points out the last line on Dlisted’s Wikipedia page.

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