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Abby, the lawn mower-driving Border Collie!

Monday’s HSOTD was a hard-working member of the canine community who works as a longtime bat dog for a minor league baseball team in South Carolina. So let’s go back to the “Dogs Who Are NOT Lazy And Actually Have Jobs!” theme for today’s HSOTD. Meet Abby, a non-lazy citizen of the world whose human claims that she can ride and drive a riding lawn mower by herself. Err, to me, it looks like she’s just sitting in the lawn mower, but I’ll believe. Abby’s services shouldn’t be needed in California (since our yards should be covered with drought-friendly materials like dirt, rocks, sequins, anal beads, etc…), but there’s still a million lawns that need mowing. This is only a good thing, because soon dogs can do all of our jobs while we sunbathe our nalgas on the driveway. (“You mean to tell me that a half-illiterate, Dyslexic dog whose favorite book is ‘The Gas We Pass’ doesn’t ghost write this shit for you while you sunbathe your nalgas on the driveway?” – every trick who reads this blog)

Here’s to Abby! They see her rollin’, they not hatin’, because she’s actually doing work. (Hint hint to my dog.)

via DPF