Calvin Harris Is “Insanely Happy” When He’s With Taylor Swift

July 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Calvin Harris just got summoned into the sugar cookie decorating/detention room and was slapped on the wrist by Taylor Swift’s PR team for using a word two letters off from “insane.” Calvin, how many times do they have to tell you? They’re trying to move away from the crazy obsessed girlfriend angle!

Taylor Swift’s current boyfriend/subject of a future #1 break-up single did an interview with KISS FM UK on Friday (via Daily Mail), and he got all gabby about his Butterscotch Belle. Calvin’s doctor might want to check his publicity chatter settings, because Taylor clearly set them a little too close to George Clooney talking about Amal.

“It’s going absolutely fantastic. It’s interesting because obviously there’s different things written about it every day and even if we don’t do anything publicly for a while, someone will make something up. For me it could be a lot worse and I’d still be like insanely happy with her so I’m good with it.”

First smiling through Tay Tay’s Fourth of July PDA-fest, now this? Someone deserves a nice little boyfriend bonus. He also stroked Taylor’s massive ego by mentioning that people can’t stop talking about them, because they’re basically the most popular couple at Life High.

“It does get more and more ridiculous, from me apparently being allergic to cats, or Taylor and I are moving in together, or we’re getting married next week. It’s a lot, but you’ve just got to take it how it is which is that it’s a news story that people read but it’s just not real life. Then on the other hand, real life is happening. There’s a whole bunch of times where we’ve been hanging out and nobody’s clocked it. It’s not like every single time we go out, we get a photograph taken of us.”

If I were a pap, now would be the time I’d run for cover and mentally psych myself up for the angry phone call I’m about to receive from Taylor Swift. “What do you MEAN there have been times I’ve gone out and nobody has taken my picture?!?


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