Open Post: Hosted By Alex Trebek’s Extra Short And Extra Perfect Cover Of RiRi’s “Umbrella”

July 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Last month, Canadian treasure and amateur john Alex Trebek rapped a few lines of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song during a game of Jeopardy! and he convinced us all that he’s harder and a better rapper than Iggy Azalea. Well, Alex is back with another hot track for his (hopefully) upcoming album Now That’s What I Call Music: Alex Trebek Sings The Greats.

On Tuesday night’s episode, Alex had to recite the chorus of RiRi’sUmbrella” and he laid it down like this. Prepare to pull out some aloe vera, because you’ll need to smear some on your ear holes to soothe the heat that Alex will drop on them.

But really, you know how I called him a “Canadian treasure” above. I take that back. The hell kind of Canadian treasure pronounces his “ehs” like that? But this still is a beautiful cover. Those “ehs” sound like a cross between you doing a fuck effort fake cough while calling in sick and Larry King jizzing. That’s the way the chorus of “Umbrella” is supposed to sound. Thank you, Alex!

via HuffPo

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