Night Crumbs

Ben Affleck wore his wedding ring to the ESPYs and he’s wearing it for his kids, apparently. I’m sure there’s more to it and somebody needs to investigate this! Whoever investigates that also needs to please investigate why his Chuck Woolery circa 1984 hair is doing things to me. I don’t want that feeling – Lainey Gossip

Oh, how I wish Lindsey Vonn’s dress actually had the words “Fuck You Tiger” on the front of it – The Superficial

Halle Berry dragged Gabriel Aubry to court again over money, because I guess she really missed yelling at him and leaking stories about him to TMZ – Celebitchy

Oscar Isaac is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly looking like a Blue Man/Transformers hybrid and yes, I still would – Drunken Stepfather

Nicolle Wallace tries to prove she knows pop culture by reading a bunch of Kartrashian shit off of a teleprompter. You showed us, Nicolle! – Jezebel

Peter Berg is your auntie who posted that “amputee solider vs. Caitlyn Jenner” on Facebook over and over again last night – Towleroad

Fergie Ferg works “the 90s East L.A. hooker going to a funeral” look – Popoholic

Explanation: I have none for the fuckery on Kat Graham’s body – Hollywood Tuna

Vs are great, because it’s the perfect place to rest your hands for a second while you sit on the dude’s face – The Berry 

Just when you thought that Balmain has shoved themselves as far as possible up the Kardashians’ ass, they show you that they can shove themselves even further – Just Jared

Mischa Barton still exists! – Popsugar

Poke at me when the hairy ass of that tattooed wrestler makes its way on the Big Brother feeds – OMG Blog

I didn’t know that Paula Deen was the casting director on The Dark Knight Rises – Pajiba

And somewhere Emmy-nominated Mo’Nique is cackling into the air – SOW

Miley Cyrus and her piece do mouth-to-mouth with a Churro. That poor, delicious Churro – WWTDD

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