Hot Slut Of The Day!
Patricia Navidad, Mexican actress, singer and maxi pad warrior who slapped down all the tricks who made fun of the pad that escaped out of her chonies during a TV performance.
Shit happens on live TV. Some people “accidentally” drop fuck bombs, some caca themselves, some people’s titty falls out, etc… etc… Well, during a performance on the Univision show “Despierta América,” Patricia Navidad learned that anything can happen on live TV when it looked like her pad made a break for it and free fell from her dress. Bitch sang her maxi pad off, basically. The camera person noticed and made sure to zoom in and get a nice close-up shot of the pad lying on the floor, because that’s what everyone needed to see.
The clip went viral and after a few radio DJs made fun of her and accused her of staging the stunt for attention, Patricia jumped on Twatter to slap them all in the face with her escaped chocha towel. Patricia said that it’s disgusting how men are making fun of something natural and wondered if the world has anything better to talk about (answer: not really). She didn’t come out and say that it was a maxi pad, and she even said that it could’ve been an armpit towel (sweat sponge?) that fell from a tunnel in her dress. Latin Times has all of Patricia’s tweets, which are in Spanish, but here’s one of my favorites:
PARA VOLAR NO NECESITO ALAS, TENGO IMAGINACIÓN Y GRACIAS A DIOS SENTIDO DEL HUMOR, SI USTEDES QUIEREN QUE SEA TOALLA, PUES ES TOALLA JAJA😂😁
— Patricia Navidad (@ANPNL05) July 14, 2015
The drunk substitute high school Spanish teacher known as Google Translate translated that tweet into English and this is what it came up with:
NO NEED TO FLY WINGS HAVE IMAGINATION AND THANK GOD SENSE OF HUMOR, IF YOU WANT TO BE TOWEL, TOWEL AS IS LOL
“If you want to be a towel, towel as is” is my new life motto.
Pic: TV Notas (For Alejandro and Gabby)