Night Crumbs

July 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Pass me a Huggable Hanger so that I can throw it at the screen, because a trailer for the Joy Mangano biopic, directed by David O. Russell And starring Jennifer Lawrence, is out. I thought this was going to be a comprehensive saga about the making of the Huggable Hanger and Miracle Mop and instead it’s just Jennifer Lawrence looking like a baby Renee Zellweger. I’m not even sure if she does Joy’s accent. Take a Miracle Mop to this shit and do it again! With that being said, it will win approximately 95 Oscars – Lainey Gossip 

That fuchsia really brings out all the plastic in Jenny McCarthy’s face – Celebitchy

The Real Drunk Wrecks Of New York City may be “HOLLA” free next season – Reality Tea 

Pamela Anderson looks a mess! – Drunken Stepfather

President Obama says he won’t snatch away Bill Cosby’s Medal of Honor because they don’t have a mechanism for that. Um, can’t he just create one by snapping his fingers? What’s the point of being president if you can’t make up mechanisms? – Jezebel

And Pimp Mama Kris will wear Kendall Jenner’s elegant top to church on Sunday – The Nip Slip 

I see that Star Magazine bought Paul LeBlanc’s Friends fanfiction titled “The One Where Jennifer Aniston Passed Her Married Puss To Matt LeBlanc”The Superficial 

Here’s the trailer for Sisters starring Tina Fey as Amy Poehler’s Baby Mama character and Amy Poehler as Tina Fey’s Baba Mama character – Towleroad

Dad got into his kid’s Ecstasy stash again… – Hollywood Tuna 

Disney didn’t hear you when you screamed, “Stop with the live-action fuckery!” – Just Jared

I miss Katie Holmes’ pegged jeans – Popoholic


Stunt Empress Beyonce is at it again – Popsugar

Michael Douglas’eating cooze gave me cancer” comment made me picture him munching twat and now his “I have a big dick” comment is making me check Google for pictures of his peen. Please don’t let him talk about how plump his b-hole is next, because my brain can’t take it – SOW

Nicolle Wallace has been kicked from her regular chair on The View – TVLine 

Well, this is ten million tons of sad: Nick Cave’s teenage son died after falling off of a cliff – HuffPo

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