Night Crumbs

Pass me a Huggable Hanger so that I can throw it at the screen, because a trailer for the Joy Mangano biopic, directed by David O. Russell And starring Jennifer Lawrence, is out. I thought this was going to be a comprehensive saga about the making of the Huggable Hanger and Miracle Mop and instead it’s just Jennifer Lawrence looking like a baby Renee Zellweger. I’m not even sure if she does Joy’s accent. Take a Miracle Mop to this shit and do it again! With that being said, it will win approximately 95 Oscars – Lainey Gossip 

That fuchsia really brings out all the plastic in Jenny McCarthy’s face – Celebitchy

The Real Drunk Wrecks Of New York City may be “HOLLA” free next season – Reality Tea 

Pamela Anderson looks a mess! – Drunken Stepfather

President Obama says he won’t snatch away Bill Cosby’s Medal of Honor because they don’t have a mechanism for that. Um, can’t he just create one by snapping his fingers? What’s the point of being president if you can’t make up mechanisms? – Jezebel

And Pimp Mama Kris will wear Kendall Jenner’s elegant top to church on Sunday – The Nip Slip 

I see that Star Magazine bought Paul LeBlanc’s Friends fanfiction titled “The One Where Jennifer Aniston Passed Her Married Puss To Matt LeBlanc” – The Superficial 

Here’s the trailer for Sisters starring Tina Fey as Amy Poehler’s Baby Mama character and Amy Poehler as Tina Fey’s Baba Mama character – Towleroad

Dad got into his kid’s Ecstasy stash again… – Hollywood Tuna 

Disney didn’t hear you when you screamed, “Stop with the live-action fuckery!” – Just Jared

I miss Katie Holmes’ pegged jeans – Popoholic

PRINCE PHILIP AND SUSAN BOYLE WERE ROBBED! – Pajiba

Stunt Empress Beyonce is at it again – Popsugar

Michael Douglas’ “eating cooze gave me cancer” comment made me picture him munching twat and now his “I have a big dick” comment is making me check Google for pictures of his peen. Please don’t let him talk about how plump his b-hole is next, because my brain can’t take it – SOW

Nicolle Wallace has been kicked from her regular chair on The View – TVLine 

Well, this is ten million tons of sad: Nick Cave’s teenage son died after falling off of a cliff – HuffPo