C-3PO, You Kinky Bitch!

July 15, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s been a really good week for the makers of It’s A Fap! Star Wars-brand lube. First, the nerd boners stood straight up when Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford  kissed each other during the Star Wars: The Force Awakens panel at Comic-Con last Friday. Then, GQ gave the human-on-droid fanfic community (don’t tell me there isn’t one, there totally is) some jack off material by publishing a cover picture of C-3PO finger banging Amy Schumer’s joke hole while she’s dressed up as Slave Leia. C-3PNO! You don’t know where that mouth has been (and Amy doesn’t know where that finger has been.)

Amy’s interview with GQ won’t be released until Monday, so for now all we have are the pictures and cover. Speaking of that cover, I feel like I’m looking at a concept art for a live-action prequel to Toy Story that is directed by Terry Richardson, takes place in the 1980s and stars a Cabbage Patch Doll and a Star Wars action figure.

C-3PO’s finger isn’t the only thing that went into Amy’s mouth. That’s the tip of the iceberg. She also stuck a lightsaber in there. If every picture tells a story, then Amy’s shoot with GQ must be the untold tale of Princess Leia’s slutty half-sister whom you can find banging droids in the bathroom of the Mos Eisley Cantina. Yes, there’s also a picture of an implied threesome between Amy, C-3PO, and R2D2. Amy, I know you can “catch a dick” whenever you want, but an astromech droid? Come on girl, have some standards.

Pics: GQ

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