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July 14, 2015 / Posted by:

Jesse Eisenberg compared being at Comic-Con to genocide. Congratulations, Jesse Eisenberg! You have just completed enough credits for your diploma from Kristen Stewart’s School Of Comparing Stupid Shit To Rape And Mass Murder – HuffPo

The Wednesday Addams of pop and the Marilyn Munster of pop are still friends forever. You didn’t think Lorde was going to get away that easy, did you?  – Lainey Gossip

Margot Robbie kept that rat Jared Leto gave her because it’s what her character would’ve done. Jared Leto’ methodness is rubbing off on her, I see – Celebitchy

Never mind that Lady CaCa is wearing an outfit that Stephanie “Excuse My Beauty” Yellowhair would wear a million times better, her bodyguard is giving me the full body puckers – Drunken Stepfather

Heather Thomas channels NeNe Leakes by telling Countess LuMann to close her legs to married men – Reality Tea 

Jimmy Fallon presents a good reason to never get married: Your wedding ring can rip off your good finger banging finger – Jezebel

Zoe Kravitz’s right ass cheek is shy while the left one wants to show off for the paps – Hollywood Tuna 

Tom Cruise isn’t holding onto that plane. That plane is holding onto Tom Cruise. Scientology really IS magic! – IDLYITW

I wish the Fantastic Four trailer had more ass and balls in it – The Superficial 

I kept waiting for David Sedaris’ partner to start singing “on the gooooOOOooood ship lollypop” at the top of his lungs and I was really disappointed when he didn’t – Towleroad

Hilary Duff wears the fashion interpretation of a strawberry and banana milkshake during her daily pap walk to her car – Popoholic

Michael Assbender and a bald James McAvoy pay homage to their X-Men romance on ConanPajiba

Chris Pratt’s Jurassic World LEGO Man is the new Flat Stanley – The Berry 

Rachel McAdams doesn’t confirm or deny that she regularly gets herself a piece of Taylor KitschPopsugar

The Rock jacked up his finger on the set of his movie and now it looks like Ray-J’s boomerang dick – SOW

In these totally natural pictures of Goopy Paltrow and her piece, she looks like she wants to yawn but is trying to remember what the steps are  – Just Jared

Pic: Splash

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