Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 14, 2015 / Posted by:

The heart on Pluto’s ass!

It only took 9 1/2 years and 3 billion miles, but NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft finally had a date with Pluto. (And now suddenly, I’m singing, “But I would fly 3 billion miles and I would fly 3 billion more,” to the tune of that goddamn annoying Proclaimers song.) New Horizons got as close to Pluto as it could (within 7,800 miles)  and today, NASA Instagrammed the first colored picture of Dlisted’s Hot Slut of the Year 2006 finalist!

I’m actually surprised that NASA spent so much time traveling to Pluto, because it’s only been 9 years since the International Astronomical Union did Pluto wrong by downgrading it from “planet” to “dwarf planet.” Did NASA visit Pluto so it could rub it in 9 years later? It’s like New Horizons just flew on by to check how things are going at the kids’ table. Rude and hurtful! But I’m not surprised that Pluto got a heart-shaped ass stamp. It probably got it after it was demoted to “dwarf planet,” because it wanted to show those achondroplasiaphobic assholes that it still loves itself even though it’s been tossed to the sidelines like it’s name is Rita Ora. If I was Pluto, I would’ve gone with something more blunt like a “Fuck You” tramp stamp.

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