Open Post: Hosted By The First “Suicide Squad” Trailer

July 13, 2015 / Posted by:

During the Warner Bros. panel at Comic-Con on Saturday, they showed the audience a teaser trailer for the Suicide Squad movie (or as the nerds call it “OMGOMOMOG!!&*^! IMCUMMING!!4(&!“). But because WB executives are evil bitches who feed off of the begging from the nerds who didn’t go to Comic-Con, they waited until today to throw the trailer up onto the Internet. The trailer is 3 minutes full of a hot looking Harley Quinn doing a Pink impersonation by hanging from the top of a cage, Harley Quinn licking a jail bar, Harley Quinn knocking herself out on that jail bar and Harley Quinn chewing gum. It’s all set to a cover of The Bee Gees song “I Started A Jokeas sung by Enya. No, it’s not sung by Enya, but I wish it was.

Jared Leto’s Joker pops up at the end. In the pictures we saw before, he looked a Juggalo who’d suck you off in a Port-A-Potty for one hit of meth. In the trailer, he still looks like that, but he was scarier to me in pictures. He’s not as scary in the trailer. I mean, when he says, “I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad,” in a Fire Marshall Bill voice, I just want to say, “Bitch, you are hurting me really, really bad with that nasty ass breath of yours. Now stop playing around and go polish your teeth.

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