Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden As Captain Marvel

July 11, 2015 / Posted by: Allison

Since Adrianne Curry, the unofficial queen of San Diego Comic-Con, won’t be attending this year, someone had to step up to the plate and bring the slutty glamour, and that person appears to be all-natural beauty Courtney Stodden. Courtney could have gone with any number of costumes for Comic-Con: tits-out Catwoman, tits-out Wonder Woman, tits-out Orko from He-Man. But she decided on covering her rubber titty balls in shimmery blue craft paint going as Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I don’t know anything about Captain Marvel, but if I had to guess, I’d say her superpower is either working a stripper pole faster than the speed of light or telepathically sensing when g-strings are going on sale at Discount Dancer Depot.

She also went the extra mile by handing out flyers for PETA. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a check! I don’t blame her though; industrial-strength nipple petals and red rubber dish gloves don’t come cheap.

Pics: Wenn.com

Tags: Open Post

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