Open Post: Hosted By Prince Philip Cursing Out A Photographer

July 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Prince Philip is 94 years old and he’s married to THE QUEEN. When you put those things together, you get a man who doesn’t have time for your dilly-dallying bullshit and can let you know how he feels, because he’s a seasoned knight of the Don’t Give A Fuck Round Table.

Prince Philip would probably rather be in his castle watching Downton Abbey reruns with his Corgis while his servants hand feed him freshly made Werther’s Originals, but he came out today for an event commemorating the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Prince Philip sat for a photo with his grandkid Prince William and several veterans, and he was not here for the photographer’s slowness. Pepaw Prince Philip cursed a trick out by telling the photographer to “take the fucking picture”. PPP said it again just in case that photographer didn’t get the message the first time.

Seeing Prince William contort his face into a look of embarrassment over his pepaw dropping a fuck bomb on a photographer really touched the charred edges of my blackened soul. It made me want to have kids. Because if I had kids and my kids had kids, I’d get to embarrass them by cursing out a stranger. Being a crazy old pepaw, now that’s the dream!

(Thanks IM and Gabriel)

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