Night Crumbs

July 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Almost one month after getting busted for DUI, John Stamos has taken himself to rehab to dry out. If Uncle Jesse’s rehab place of choice ever gets named, they better brace themselves, because thousands of shameless horny Oikos devotees are going to try to check in – Just Jared

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams were at the Toronto premiere of Southpaw together last night. Jake is giving me Wall Street banker who likes to chop trees and Rachel is giving me weekday lounge singer – Lainey Gossip

Regis Philbin better say goodbye to his liver – Jezebel

I thought this was Fiona Apple and I was so confused – Drunken Stepfather

A woman has accused Subway Jared of saying creepy shit about middle school girls and no, the woman isn’t Ronald McDonald’s wife. I think. – The Superficial

Mick Jagger’s 28-year-old piece may be getting too old for him – Celebitchy

Now how are fake millionaire supposed to get dates with failed actresses? – Reality Tea

I guess the first rule of being kept by David Geffen is to never talk about being kept by David Geffen to authorities – Towleroad

Kendall Jenner is a topless deer caught in the headlights for Calvin Klein panties – IDLYITW

It feels like Megan Fox is permanently on the set of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie – Hollywood Tuna 

Harry Styles looks like he’s getting pulled by an invisible hook – Popsugar

I just “awwwed” out loud while looking at this post about a dog friend’s animal family. Yes, I’m grossed out with myself for doing that – The Berry 

Emma Stone’s dress looks like your auntie’s bathmat. The one with the flowers on it – Popoholic

The Mother of Dragons Lena Headey had another baby – HuffPo

Channing Tatum is all for feminism, but isn’t going to call himself a feminist until he takes a class on it or something – Pajiba

The new Ghostbusters promo pic could use a lot more shirtless Chris Hemsworth in it – SOW

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