Well, there it is – the image that will replace Kris Jenner’s kamel toe in my nightmares.
Today, Drake premiered the video for “Energy” on Taylor Swift’s favorite music streaming platform, Apple Music and later posted it to his website. The video is…. I honestly have no fucking clue. All I know for sure is that it’s an appropriate video for a song called “Energy“, because watching it made me feel like I had just freebased a can of expired Four Loko.
In the video, Drake’s face is superimposed on several famous people including Miley Cyrus, Rob Ford, Ben Franklin, President Barack Obama, a Ken doll, Kanye West in the Bound 2 video, Justin Bieber, an old white dude, OJ Simpson. He puts Mike Myers in Austin Powers 3 to shame. Here’s the video. Go ahead and watch it before Apple Music yanks it down.
It’s all straight-up terrifying, but this is especially terrifying:
Oprah should expect a frantic phone call from Gayle King any minute now. “Girl, are you ok? I just saw a picture of you, and you look terrible. I’m coming over with some Jolen and my Lady Remington.“