Dazzler, She-Ra and Wonder Girl are just a few superheroes who have yet to get their own movies even though everyone (read: me and probably only me)Â is screaming for that shit to happen. But yet, Hollywood stays sucking on Batman’s rubber ass and is putting out a movie that nobody (except for their accountants) asked for. They are giving us another standalone Batman movie starring Ben Affleck who is fresh off his role as “estranged husband with the sads” in Photo-Op For People Magazine.
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is still months away from coming out, but Warner BrosÂ has already made a deal with Ben to co-write (with Geoff Johns), direct and star in his own Batman movie tentatively titled Batman 456: WHY?!!!! Ben is directing Live By Night (co-starring former home wrecking legend Sienna Miller) next and will focus on the Batman movie after that.Â Ben’s going to be at the gigantic nerd cream puddle known as Comic-Con this weekend and he’s expected to announce it then. via Deadline
The Batman movie would shoot after he finishes Live By Night, and the plot would reflect the Batman character that emerges after Batman V Superman and Justice League, the latter of which comes out November 17, 2017. DC and Warner Bros have set a long list of superhero movies that take the Marvel formula of interspersing characters from one film to the next, so itâ€™s unclear when Affleckâ€™s Batfilm will be slotted.
It’s pretty smart for Ben Affleck to announce this mess during Comic-Con. If a reporter or anybody else asks him questions about his MARRIAGE CRISIS or alleged wandering dick orÂ David Fincher shading him or his possibly new post-break-up tramp stamp, he can just tell everyone that the new Batman movie will also star Matt Damon as Robin, Blake NotSoLively as Catwoman and Jennifer Lopez as Poison Ivy. Everyone would forget about his alleged wandering dick and his MARRIAGE CRISIS, because we’d too busy screaming while burning down the Hollywood sign.
Here’s some pictures from the last few days of Ben Affleck wearing his wedding ring while walking around Atlanta. This break-up has really taken its toll on Ben Affleck’s chichis, because they’re looking extra frowny.