Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Joe Marin, the owner of Wolfee Donuts in Lake Elsinore, CA and the man who is taking that anti-American, donut-ruining demon Ariana Grande down!

That donut succubus Ariana Grande Latte may have the Illuminati on her side, but donut hero (and my new hair beauty icon) Joe Marin is not intimidated and is coming for that cochina brat from HELL. Ariana Grande Latte already spit out a bizarre non-apology for saying that she hates America and Americans, but she has yet to spit out a sorry to Wolfee Donuts and to the donuts she contaminated with her evil saliva and didn’t buy. Joe tells the local news and the The Press Enterprise that he’s planning to contact the authorities. Joe says that Ariana and her boyfriend/back-up dancer/partner in donut terror Ricky Alvarez didn’t only lick the donuts, they spit on them. To paraphrase what my abuelita would say if she saw that video: “Pinche pendeja sucia motherfucking garbage!

The Riverside County Department of Public Health and the police have already investigated Wolfee Donuts for leaving trays of donuts exposed. California health laws state that all food must be protected from the public and from the disgusting tongues of spoiled trash. Their investigation ended after the shop’s manager said that they don’t normally leave the trays out like that. The employee left the tray out for Ariana and her gang of hood rat stuff bio terrorists while they went to get more donuts. (IMPORTANT UPDATE: The health department reportedly knocked the donut shop’s health grade from an A to a B because of Ariana’s stunt. Joe is so going to get her now.)

Joe says that he didn’t even know Ariana Grande existed until his employees told him that she came in and was rude to them. When he watched the video, the natural blonde nearly jumped off of his gorgeous mane while watching that nasty voodoo doll and her boyfriend taint the donuts. Those donuts were later sold to unsuspecting customers who were most likely possessed by demon child saliva after eating those contaminated mounds of fried dough. Joe said this to The Press Enterprise:

“My employees told me she came in and I had never heard of her. They described her to me, saying she had long hair and was wearing a white sweater. This is not good. I live only blocks away and if I had known what was happening, I would have gone to the shop and kicked them out. I don’t care how famous she is. What about my customers?”

Ariana Grande Latte messed with the wrong trick this time. Never ever mess with a Riverside County donut shop owner with luxurious hair like 2013 C.C. DeVille and “I’m gonna git you” eyes like Madam Mim. You mess with the donuts and you mess with Joe Marin’s emotions. You mess with Joe Marin’s emotions and good luck to fucking you.

 

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