Meanwhile in the UK, Chris Hemsworth shot scenes on the set of The Huntsman while looking like the kind of hot piece you’d want to pick up at the Ren Faire and take behind the archery booth so he can do you good from behind while chewing on a roasted turkey leg. And he better leave that wig on. Anyway, they’re shooting the sequel to Snow White and The Huntsman right now and I guess in this one the Huntsman works a wig made out of a horse’s tail.
As everyone knows, Kristen Stewart isn’t in the sequel and the director who got caught slurping on her cooze box in a Mini Cooper was replaced. But that doesn’t mean that this sequel won’t give us a sex scandal. I mean, just look at how stunning Chris Hemsworth looks in that gorgeous wig. Nobody will be able to resist him. Not long after they finish shooting, Star Magazine will publish pictures of Chris Hemsworth getting his ass pocket munched on by the director in a MINI Cooper, and outside of the car will be a line of the movie’s cast and crew waiting their turn. Of course, Chris will be wearing that magical wig. It has the power.