Night Crumbs

July 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Isabella Rossellini, Lupita Nyong’o, Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz and Kate Winslet all posed together at some Lancome event in Paris. My eyes are on Kate who looks like she smelled a fart over there and is trying to distance her face from it. (SPOILER ALERT: Julia totally cut it) – Lainey Gossip

A sliver of John Legend’s ass crack >>>> Justin Bieber’s whole ass – The Superficial

Paul McCartney says that John Lennon became “The Beatles” after his murder and Paul’s okay with it, sort of… – Celebitchy

In case you needed to be reminded that Jennifer Lawrence is rich, bitch – Drunken Stepfather

Cody Simpson’s mom may be joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reality Tea

Jessica Alba is at Paris Fashion Week for some reason – Popoholic

DJ Tanner and Raven Symone fought over the gay wedding cake lawsuit. But who really cares what DJ Tanner thinks? What does Kimmy Gibbler think, is what I really want to know – Towleroad

The Porn Iguana’s Tupperware titties look like they’re slowly trying to gain independence from her chest – Egotastic

Micaela Schaefer actually covered up her body with fabric. Is this the final sign of the apocalypse? – Hollywood Tuna

Even that creepy bitch Mickey Mouse wants nothing to do with Bill CosbyIDLYITW

Melissa McCarthy looks like this in her Ghostbusters jumpsuit – Pajiba

Rosie Perez’s goodbye speech on The View was majorly dramático. Bitch, you were hardly on that shit and it’s not like you’re dying! – Jezebel

And as Rosie Perez goes out the exit door, Michelle Collins goes in – Just Jared

All the muscled ass cheeks in ESPN’s Body Issue – Popsugar

I just watched a video of a white Pom play hide-and-seek and I watched it four times. What are you doing with YOUR life? – The Berry

Johnny Depp did something nice – HuffPo

Pic: Getty

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