Night Crumbs

Isabella Rossellini, Lupita Nyong’o, Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz and Kate Winslet all posed together at some Lancome event in Paris. My eyes are on Kate who looks like she smelled a fart over there and is trying to distance her face from it. (SPOILER ALERT: Julia totally cut it) – Lainey Gossip

A sliver of John Legend’s ass crack >>>> Justin Bieber’s whole ass – The Superficial

Paul McCartney says that John Lennon became “The Beatles” after his murder and Paul’s okay with it, sort of… – Celebitchy

In case you needed to be reminded that Jennifer Lawrence is rich, bitch – Drunken Stepfather

Cody Simpson’s mom may be joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea

Jessica Alba is at Paris Fashion Week for some reason – Popoholic

DJ Tanner and Raven Symone fought over the gay wedding cake lawsuit. But who really cares what DJ Tanner thinks? What does Kimmy Gibbler think, is what I really want to know – Towleroad

The Porn Iguana’s Tupperware titties look like they’re slowly trying to gain independence from her chest – Egotastic

Micaela Schaefer actually covered up her body with fabric. Is this the final sign of the apocalypse? – Hollywood Tuna

Even that creepy bitch Mickey Mouse wants nothing to do with Bill Cosby – IDLYITW

Melissa McCarthy looks like this in her Ghostbusters jumpsuit – Pajiba

Rosie Perez’s goodbye speech on The View was majorly dramático. Bitch, you were hardly on that shit and it’s not like you’re dying! – Jezebel

And as Rosie Perez goes out the exit door, Michelle Collins goes in – Just Jared

All the muscled ass cheeks in ESPN’s Body Issue – Popsugar

I just watched a video of a white Pom play hide-and-seek and I watched it four times. What are you doing with YOUR life? – The Berry

Johnny Depp did something nice – HuffPo

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