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July 8, 2015 / Posted by:

KFC Hong Kong’s Fried Chicken Pizza!

KFC Hong Kong saw KFC Japan’s sexed-up, big-tittied chicken nugget mascot and KFC Philippines’ Double Down Dog, and wasn’t going to let them show them up like that. KFC Hong Kong put together a sloppy sex party between swinging fried chicken and swinging pizza and watched as the pizza jizzed out huge loads of tomato sauce and cheese all over the fried chicken. That’s how KFC Hong Kong’s Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken came (punned on purpose) to be!

When I first saw the words “pizza/fried chicken hybrid” at Foodbeast,  my tastebuds got a boner while thinking about pizza that had been rolled in buttermilk batter and deep fried. But KFC HK’s fried chicken pizza is fried chicken covered in the clothes of a pizza (aka marinara sauce and different kinds of cheeses). It’s pretty much just low-budget chicken parm, but it’s still a beautiful thing. I really can’t with KFC’s fried chicken, so it would be an even more beautiful thing if it was Popeye’s fried chicken covered in the barf of a Papa John’s pizza and garlic butter dipping sauce. Who really needs arteries anyway?

Pic: @BurgerBusiness

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