Night Crumbs
Brangelina and the child army made their way through LAX on Sunday and the mere mortals went crazy. It’s just Brad Pitt, damn! If those people really want a picture of Brad Pitt, but without the hassle of getting one, they should just take a picture of a billy boat in a fedora, sunglasses and a gold chain. Their friends won’t know the difference when they post it on Instagram – Lainey Gossip
Magic Mike XXL debuted at #4 at the box office this weekend. This would’ve never happened if they listened to me and stuffed the second movie with loads of full frontal and hardcore gay sex – Celebitchy
Brandi Glanville filed official legal documents claiming that Joanna Krupa had the “smelly pussy” comment coming – Reality Tea
Miley Cyrus celebrated Independence Day by dressing up like something out of Spring Breakers II: Whores of July – Drunken Stepfather
Parasite Hilton might be the cancer antidote – The Superficial
Here’s Nicolas Cage in motion as Superman. If Nicolas Cage’s Superman ever happened, kryptonite wouldn’t be his kryptonite. The beeeeeeees would’ve been his kryptonite – Egotastic
Sienna Miller is living the life – Hollywood Tuna
Vanessa Williams got married and please tell me she didn’t sing “Save The Best For Last” during the bride and room dance – Bossip
Eva Longoria didn’t even match her nail polish color to her two piece. TACKY! – Popoholic
Posh Beckham FINALLY made the cover of Vogue (Australia) – OMG Blog
Dustin Hoffman thinks movies nowadays are about as good as the turd you dropped in the toilet this morning. Er, so I take it he didn’t see Magic Mike XXL this weekend? – Pajiba
And there goes a piece of the 80s… Amanda Peterson from Can’t Buy Me Love has died – HuffPo
And joining Amanda Peterson on the long walk up to heaven is Hollywood mega producer Jerry Weintraub – Just Jared
And while they’re making their way, they can keep their lips poppin’ with Burt’s Bees lip gloss provided by Burt himself – Jezebel
Ending this Crumbs with all that death is too sad, so let’s end it with Thor’s nipples – Popsugar
Pic: Splash