Night Crumbs

July 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Brangelina and the child army made their way through LAX on Sunday and the mere mortals went crazy. It’s just Brad Pitt, damn! If those people really want a picture of Brad Pitt, but without the hassle of getting one, they should just take a picture of a billy boat in a fedora, sunglasses and a gold chain. Their friends won’t know the difference when they post it on Instagram – Lainey Gossip 

Magic Mike XXL debuted at #4 at the box office this weekend. This would’ve never happened if they listened to me and stuffed the second movie with loads of full frontal and hardcore gay sex – Celebitchy

Brandi Glanville filed official legal documents claiming that Joanna Krupa had the “smelly pussy” comment coming – Reality Tea 

Miley Cyrus celebrated Independence Day by dressing up like something out of Spring Breakers II: Whores of JulyDrunken Stepfather

Parasite Hilton might be the cancer antidote – The Superficial 

Here’s Nicolas Cage in motion as Superman. If Nicolas Cage’s Superman ever happened, kryptonite wouldn’t be his kryptonite. The beeeeeeees would’ve been his kryptonite – Egotastic

Sienna Miller is living the life – Hollywood Tuna 

Vanessa Williams got married and please tell me she didn’t sing “Save The Best For Last” during the bride and room dance – Bossip

Eva Longoria didn’t even match her nail polish color to her two piece. TACKY! – Popoholic

Posh Beckham FINALLY made the cover of Vogue (Australia) – OMG Blog

Dustin Hoffman thinks movies nowadays are about as good as the turd you dropped in the toilet this morning. Er, so I take it he didn’t see Magic Mike XXL this weekend? – Pajiba

And there goes a piece of the 80s… Amanda Peterson from Can’t Buy Me Love has died – HuffPo

And joining Amanda Peterson on the long walk up to heaven is Hollywood mega producer Jerry WeintraubJust Jared 

And while they’re making their way, they can keep their lips poppin’ with Burt’s Bees lip gloss provided by Burt himself – Jezebel

Ending this Crumbs with all that death is too sad, so let’s end it with Thor’s nipples – Popsugar

Pic: Splash

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