Who Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

July 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Before you fill your body with so many pounds of hot dogs and sweet nectar that you can’t physically raise a finger to hit a key, vote for the hottest Hot Slut of all the Hot Sluts of June. As always, three of the HSOTM finalists were chosen by you (based on Facebook likes) and the fourth is a wild card pick chosen by my ass. But this month, I would’ve chosen every single one of these Hot Sluts, because it really is a major Hot Slut battle when the fighters are a muscled-up ginger kangaroo, a human My Little Pony with eyebrows that could cut a whore, a legendary poet and the son of the most talented woman in the world! The HSOTM finalists are:

Roger, the buff, ginger bro kangaroo who looks like he will beat your face in while stealing your girlfriend.

Courtney Barnes, Sweet Brown’s successor as America’s most beloved star witness.

Maurice Turner, the ex-fiancé of Rachel Dolewhatever (Remember her? Yeah, me neither) who compared her vajayjay to the Milk Way in a gorgeous love song that touched me and left me numb.

Shel Rasten, the Fabio-haired hot piece who came out of the body of Charo!

Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut will be announced next Thursday. And yes, Shel Rasten was my pick, because it would go against everything I believe in to not include the child of Charo in this competition.


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