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July 2, 2015 / Posted by:

Matt Damon has a ponytail now. Um, doesn’t Matt realize that Ben Affleck is the one who’s supposed to grow a totally hot post break-up, mid-life crisis ponytail? Matt Damon has never really done things to me, but now that he looks like a clean and shaven Leonardo DiCatchAHo cosplayer, he is doing things to me  – Lainey Gossip 

Tiger Woods denies passing his always wandering peen to a fellow golfer’s ex-wife, which means he totally passed his always wandering peen to a fellow golfer’s ex-wife – The Superficial 

Somebody needs to turn this crazy Christian lady’s extra campy rant into a disco dance remix. It’ll be the perfect thing to play at the reception of a gay wedding – Towleroad

NeNe “I Am A Rich Bitch” Leakes is trying to act like she doesn’t only care about money – Reality Tea

How to make your yoga video a one hundred percent more interesting: get your cat to pussy block the camera – Hollywood Tuna  

Why did I just mistake a pregnant Evangeline Lilly for Katey Sagal? – Drunken Stepfather

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are too famous for some EXCLUSIVO Boston country club – Celebitchy

The new and longer Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp trailer still needs more gay sex. It has gay flirting, but it definitely needs gay sex – The Berry 

Everyone’s new favorite panty creamer Ruby Rose walked to her car – Moe Jackson 

Kelly Kapowski had another baby – Popsugar

Nicole Scherzinger looks like a fly trying to give sexyface – Popoholic

Marisa Tomei is playing a lesbian billionaire in Empire next season – Just Jared

It actually took longer than I thought for the tabloids to say that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s marriage ate shit because his dick wanted a piece of JLo again – ICYDK

John Travolta really needs to take the new Lex Luthor wig shopping – Egotastic

It’s the end of an era on Sesame Street SOW

In “EVERYONE saw this coming news,”  Diddy will not face felony charges for allegedly attacking his son’s football coach – Variety

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