Night Crumbs
Matt Damon has a ponytail now. Um, doesn’t Matt realize that Ben Affleck is the one who’s supposed to grow a totally hot post break-up, mid-life crisis ponytail? Matt Damon has never really done things to me, but now that he looks like a clean and shaven Leonardo DiCatchAHo cosplayer, he is doing things to me – Lainey Gossip
Tiger Woods denies passing his always wandering peen to a fellow golfer’s ex-wife, which means he totally passed his always wandering peen to a fellow golfer’s ex-wife – The Superficial
Somebody needs to turn this crazy Christian lady’s extra campy rant into a disco dance remix. It’ll be the perfect thing to play at the reception of a gay wedding – Towleroad
NeNe “I Am A Rich Bitch” Leakes is trying to act like she doesn’t only care about money – Reality Tea
How to make your yoga video a one hundred percent more interesting: get your cat to pussy block the camera – Hollywood Tuna
Why did I just mistake a pregnant Evangeline Lilly for Katey Sagal? – Drunken Stepfather
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are too famous for some EXCLUSIVO Boston country club – Celebitchy
The new and longer Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp trailer still needs more gay sex. It has gay flirting, but it definitely needs gay sex – The Berry
Everyone’s new favorite panty creamer Ruby Rose walked to her car – Moe Jackson
Kelly Kapowski had another baby – Popsugar
Nicole Scherzinger looks like a fly trying to give sexyface – Popoholic
Marisa Tomei is playing a lesbian billionaire in Empire next season – Just Jared
It actually took longer than I thought for the tabloids to say that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s marriage ate shit because his dick wanted a piece of JLo again – ICYDK
John Travolta really needs to take the new Lex Luthor wig shopping – Egotastic
It’s the end of an era on Sesame Street – SOW
In “EVERYONE saw this coming news,” Diddy will not face felony charges for allegedly attacking his son’s football coach – Variety
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