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California Gov says yes to poisoning more children with mercury and aluminum in manditory vaccines. This corporate fascist must be stopped.
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015
Donnie Wahlberg now knows why Jenny McCarthy was in the bathroom with her laptop for a long time last time. She was just rubbing her anti-vaxxer clit to Jim Carrey’s tweets about vaccines – The Superficial
Something I really didn’t need to see today: Mimi’s billionaire Shrek boyfriend getting a face full of her unicorn chest balls – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of that billionaire Shrek, his one-time piece Miranda Kerr is getting her a new billionaire. She’s one rich dick closer to taking Elizabeth Hurley’s title as the world’s foremost billionaire banger – Celebitchy
NeNe Leakes is doing a game show with Betty White. And yes that is a sentence I typed for real – Reality Tea
Behold, a real fucking lady named Nicole Scherzinger – Drunken Stepfather
Bella Thorne sticks her butt out for the cameras at the Thirst Gala. The jokes, they write themselves – IDLYITW
The deep fried Big Mac looks like something a doctor might see during Mama June’s colonoscopy – Egotastic
Beyonce turned herself into a one-trick pride parade – Towleroad
Amber Heard wore some kind of Little House on the Prairie-inspired negligee dress to a Magic Mike XXL premiere – Popoholic
How to annoy your girlfriend AND get that YouTube money at the same time – Hollywood Tuna
Paul Thomas Anderson is writing a Pinocchio movie starring Robert Downey Jr. I like it when movie executives make decisions about who should star in and write their movies while completely high on the wrong kind of crack – Pajiba
However, I don’t like it when TV executives make decisions about which classic movie from the 80s they should remake into a TV show while completely high on the wrong kind of crack. Case in point: The Fatal Attraction TV show is going to happen – Jezebel
Panty Creamer of the Day: Hot bean curd seller in Taiwan – The Berry
Panty Creamer of the Day, Part II: A bearded Jai Courtney in a t-shirt – Just Jared
Justin Bieber got impaled by a dick in a video and should you make the Usher joke or do you want me to? – OMG Blog
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are a thing – HuffPo
I think my whole body puckered while watching Channing Tatum vogue – Boy Culture
Presenting Bennifer 2.0 break-up theory #465 – ICYDK
Well, this gives me hope for our future and that was typed with zero sarcasm – Popsugar