Night Crumbs

June 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Christmas in June: E.L. James, the Hedy Carlson to Stephanie March’s Allison Jones, did a Q&A on Twatter and it went horribly, horribly right! – Lainey Gossip

Since we’re on the subject of Real Housewives lawsuits, Demi Moore needs to sue Kyle Richards for blatantly stealing her look for years – Reality Tea

In “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should!” news, Sam Taylor-Johnson dyed her hair pink. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes? I’ll gladly take one for the team by checking and by “checking” I mean check Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s dick for pink hair dye stains – Celebitchy

One of the old Bachelors interviewed a crying Avril Lavigne about her Lyme disease on Good Morning AmericaDrunken Stepfather

Caitlyn Jenner and her E! camera crew were the belles of NYC pride – Towleroad

I wish that when Igloo Australia said that she was taking a Twitter break, she meant it, because now my brain is tainted with the image of her tongue up Brit Brit Spears’ Cheetos dust-covered asshole – Jezebel

The time I mistook Jonah Hill for a bearded Chris Christie The Superficial  

Here’s Ariana Grande Latte looking like a go-go dancer at an underage S&M club – IDLYITW

Who cares if Conchita Wurst’s nipples ripped off when someone pulled that tape off! Bitch brought the glamour and that’s all that matters – OMG Blog

Chrissy Teigen freed the nipple in W MagazineHuffPo

John Corbett’s hair has entered Yanni circa 2006 territory, but I still would – ICYDK

John Travolta sure knows how to spend a hot afternoon – The Berry 

Jensen Ackles has a beard now – Popsugar

Shia LaPlagiarist struck again! And I need to get struck with a heavy object for actually getting hard in the nipple area for a topless Shia looking like he just spent the night in a Port-A-Potty at the Gathering of the Juggalos – Consequence of Sound 

Tommy Girl will be in the Versatile Bottom Gun Top Gun sequel – Pajiba

Katy Perry is the highest paid female celebrity in the world, according to Forbes. In a girls bathroom in Hollywood somewhere, Taylor Swift is scratching the words “Katy Perry Sucks Dick 4 Forbes Spots” on the wall of a stall – Just Jared

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