Kate And Oliver Hudson’s Father Wants It To Be Known That They’re Dead To Him

June 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Oliver Hudson (aka the hot douche from Nashville) celebrated Father’s Day last week by Instagramming an old childhood picture of himself, his sister Kate Hudson and their bio dad Bill Hudson along with the heart-warming caption: “Happy abandonment day… @katehudson.” Oliver continued to caca all over the man whose jizz made him by wishing his stepfather Kurt Russell a happy Father’s Day. Kate also wished Kurt a happy Daddy’s Day on Instagram. Well, Bill Hudson blew a warm “fuck you” right back at them. If you’ve got a dysfunctional family (and who doesn’t?), this wreck may make you feel a tiny bit better.

Bill saw the touching Instagram post from his oldest of five kids, Oliver Hudson, and took his ass to The Daily Mail to let us all know how he really feels. Bill and Goldie Hawn divorced in 1980 when Oliver was 4 and Kate was barely 1 years old. Bill says his marriage to Goldie drowned in the fuck juices she made with all of her side pieces. Bill accuses Goldie of being a cheating harlot whore and says their marriage went rotten because she wanted their relationship to be open. Bill claims that after they broke up, he wanted to stay in his kids’ lives, but Goldie pushed him out. According to Bill, Goldie wanted to create a perfect family with Kurt Russell and so she turned their kids against him. Bill says that Goldie painted him as a shit father to the media because it made for a better story. Goldie wanted Kurt to come off as the savior stepfather and Bill as the deadbeat dad. Bill and Goldie fought for custody for a while, but he eventually gave up and stopped fighting.

Bill and Goldie had a custody arrangement, but he says she still found ways to keep their kids away from him. One time he says he showed up for a visit only to find out that Goldie took Kate and Oliver to her vacation home in Colorado. Bill claims that he sent Kate and Oliver letters and cards, but he thinks that Goldie put them in the shredder immediately. After shanking Goldie, Bill turned his shiv on Kate and Oliver. Bill says their Instagram posts hurt his heart and if they consider Kurt Russell their real dad, they should erase the “Hudson” out of their names.

“I say to them now, ‘I set you free.’ I had five birth children but I now consider myself a father of three. I no longer recognise Oliver and Kate as my own. I would ask them to stop using the Hudson name. They are no longer a part of my life. Oliver’s Instagram post was a malicious, vicious, premeditated attack. He is dead to me now. As is Kate. I am mourning their loss even though they are still walking this earth.

Oliver could have picked up the phone and called me but he hasn’t. What shocks me is that this was clearly premeditated. He chose the photograph and posted it on Father’s Day, when he knew it would cause maximum pain. Oliver has lived in the shadow of his mother and sister all his life. Maybe he wanted to be in the headlines?

If what he wanted was me out of their lives, then he’s succeeded. I don’t want to see either of my eldest children ever again. It’s over.”

Maybe he wanted to be in the headlines” says the mess who dramatically told The Daily Mail that he has erased two of his kids from his family tree because he knew it would put him in the headlines. Bill Hudson really is Oliver Hudson’s bio dad.

Bill laid it on so thick that I’m surprised he didn’t earn more coins from The Daily Mail by starring in an EXCLUSIVO photo shoot where he stood over tombstones with Kate and Oliver’s names on them while wearing a black lace veil and clutching on to a crying cloth. He’ll probably do that for his follow-up interview about this shit. But really, Bill didn’t mean that stuff about how he’s done with Kate and Oliver. I’m sure that when he needs more cash in a few years, he’ll bring up their names again in his second tell-all titled “Okay, Now Oliver And Kate Are Really, REALLY Dead To Me.” 

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