Since those short uncut dick looking things are plastered all over the place, I thought that Minions movie already came out, but it hasn’t yet. The premiere for that shit went down in L.A. today and Jon Hamm was there because his voice is in the movie. Minions is a children’s movie, so I don’t expect the Hammaconda to make an appearance at the premiere, but I still pressed my eyeballs against these pictures to see if I could at least make out a print of its head or something. I see that one-eyed Minion on the bottom has the same idea and is trying to sneak a peek at the Hammaconda. Slut.