I’m on my own today, because Allison is out sick and by “out sick” I mean out getting day drunk at the beach since it’s above 60 in her part of Canada and that means SUMMERTIMES! Speaking of drunk, here’s America’s sweetheart (not to be confused with “the world’s” sweetheart Taylor Swift) Jennifer Lawrence putting on a CRAZY, ZANY AND FUN show for the paps outside of the Tribeca Nobu in NYC last night.
When you’re Jennifer Lawrence and the paps get pictures of your man walking arm in arm with Kylie Minogue, you show everyone that you no care by having the time of your life in front of the paps as everyone wonders, “Okay, but who is your newest hot bodyguard?” Jennifer hammed it up like a child beauty queen. She did some drunk model strut for the paps and also came out of Nobu with chopsticks hanging out of her mouth. (I’ll have to check my outrage manual later to see if that’s offensive toward Asians, walruses or both.) I’m surprised she also didn’t pull up her dress and fart while tripping, but she’s probably saving that move in case pictures came out of Chris Martin and Kylie holding hands during dinner.