Night Crumbs

June 25, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Panty Creamer of the Night: Aaron Taylor-Johnson is in Flaunt Magazine looking like a hot high-as-fuck hippie who did peyote in the desert and spent the next 4 hours staring at his ass cheeks while wondering how they got there – Lainey Gossip

Cameron Diaz is taking time off to have a baby and she’s not taking any of the ten million offers thrown at her from producers who were so blown away by her Oscar-worthy performances in Annie and Sex Tape – Celebitchy

Tami “It Wasn’t Not Funny” Roman is knocked up even though she has said before that she doesn’t want anymore kids. But I guess when the possibility of a Vh1 spin-off series calls, you gotta take it – Reality Tea

Amanda Seyfried tries to work the Predator look – Drunken Stepfather

Another day, another set of pictures of Kummy Kakes looking like an over-filled alien blow-up doll caught in a net – The Superficial

Ruby Rose wants to rub her coochie against Taylor Swift’s Barbie doll crotch – IDLYITW

Bobby Jindal’s announcement video is a thing of creepy, weird Candid Camera fuckery – Towleroad

Talking clump of baboon taint hair, Donald Trump, is threatening to sue Univision for dropping the Miss USA pageant because of the dumb shit that fell out of his anus of a mouth – Jezebel

This Marilyn Monroe wax figure needs more work – Hollywood Tuna

I hope Dustin Cubic Zirconia’s cell mate is into getting Dirty Sanchez’d – Just Jared

MiserAlba’s pants: I think I had a pair just like that when I was 8 – Popoholic

Howard Stern is done with Talent – SOW

Jason Lee’s ex-wife confirms that yes, Scientology is a nightmare and Jenna Elfman is a crazy bitch – Pajiba

Grab a plate, and get yourself several servings from the Excuse My Beauty buffet – The Berry

How the mighty douches have fallen… – HuffPo

“I’m dropping a royal fart on your back” is probably what Prince George is thinking in that picture – Popsugar

Pic: Flaunt

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