Courtney Love Lived To Tell The Tale Of Being Held Hostage In An Uber In Paris

June 25, 2015 / Posted by:

The most traumatic Uber experience I suffered through (Yes, I “suffered!”) was the time the driver played an Imagine Dragons song over and over again and sang along the entire time. Courtney Love’s most traumatic Uber experience happened today in Paris. Not only was it her scariest Uber experience, but it was the “scariest” experience of her life! She must’ve forgot about the times she saved a dying Kelly Osbourne’s life, looked at herself in the mirror while done up like this, etc…

Taxi drivers are currently protesting against Uber in France and Courtney found herself in the middle of it. In a series of posts on Instagram and Twitter, Courtney said that she was in an Uber coming from the airport when protesters surrounded the car and took her hostage for two hours. They hit the Uber she was in, as well as other Ubers, with metal bats and lit tires on fire.

Courtney dramatically screamed for the president and for earth God Kanye West to save a ho!

scariest day of my life, ambushed at the airport in Paris by taxi drivers on strike against @uber got taken hostage and our car was destroyed

how on earth are these people allowed to do this? the first car was destroyed, all tires slashed and beat with bats, these guys trying to open the doors and the cops are doing nothing?? French Taliban? civil reform needed in France?? I want to go home

Dude @kanyewest we may turn back to the airport and hide out with u.picketers just attacked our car #ParisUberStrike

they’ve ambushed our car and are holding our driver hostage. they’re beating the cars with metal bats. this is France?? I’m safer in Baghdad

François Hollande where are the fucking police??? is it legal for your people to attack visitors? Get your ass to the airport. Wtf???

Courtney also posted this video of her hostage situation:

Eventually, two saviors on bikes (see: picture above) rescued a ho from death and she got out of there safely.

What happened to the Courtney Love of 1995?! The Courtney Love of 1995 would’ve jumped out of that Uber, opened up her bag and pelted all of those protesters with compacts before scaring them off by mumbling words to herself. I’m also surprised that Courtney didn’t stand on top of the car and get the protesters to calm down and peacefully come to an agreement with the government and Uber. I mean, she’s Detective Courtney Love. She found the missing Malaysian Airlines plane. She can solve anything!

Here’s an innocent Courtney Love at LAX yesterday before she went through the scariest moment of her life.

Pic: Splash

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >