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June 24, 2015 / Posted by:

The “not the one” rabbit mom who fucked a snake up to save her babies.

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is real, only instead of being a mongoose, she’s a badass rabbit who issued a crazy beat down on a bitch who messed with her own. When the video starts, a snake has a hold on baby rabbits and it takes a few seconds for Mama Rabbit to turn on her “beat a bitch’s ass” switch and go full Vh1 reality show circa 2006 on that snake. As soon as Rikki-Tikki-Tavi’s rabbit mentor jumps on the snake, one of her babies hops away to safety and the other two, well, those babies stays real still and are probably playing dead (yeah, playing dead, that’s it).

If this clip was a video game, Mama Rabbit would’ve beat most of the life bars out of that snake as we all screamed, “FINISH HIM!” Mama Rabbit lets that snake know that she isn’t only a card-carrying member of the rabbit chapter of the Not The One Club, she’s the damn president too. MMA fighters better pull up a chair, because Mama Rabbit is busting out fight moves I bet they’ve never seen before. Whoop that trick, Mama Rabbit!

I see that snake trying to escape at the very end and Mama Rabbit is like, “We’re not done here, motherfucker.

I was once on a flight where a lady brought on two bunnies in a carrier. People looked at her funny, but they shouldn’t have. She knew what was up. She knew if that if there were ever snakes on that motherfuckin’ plane, her bunnies would take care of their assssses.

via Boing Boing

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